Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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