then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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