Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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