Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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