how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
there is glitter all over my balls
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