Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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