It's Friday. Sex?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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