dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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