Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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