I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She needs sedatives and a leash
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Who died my cat blue again?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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