We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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