I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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