walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
