ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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