He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm bleeding and have questions
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