I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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