Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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