Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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