so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
