don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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