i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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