My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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