I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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