The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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