I can tuck mytits in my pants
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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