I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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