Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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