There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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