Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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