They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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