i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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