I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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