Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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