glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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