Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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