Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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