Christians are straight up FREAKS
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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