it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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