weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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