There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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