Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
FUCK WHALES
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