i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
