She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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