This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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