It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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