READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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