they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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