Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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