she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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