My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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