Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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