it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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