Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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