please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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