Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Randomize
