I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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